I give up.
I never ever EVER update my home page.
The last time I updated it was in 2005. At that time, what happened is that I accidentally blew it away, and so I went to the wayback machine and found an old copy. That copy was from 1998. I restored it and said I was done.
And now it's 2012. And I still find that my homepage has essentially not been updated since 1998.
Time to give up. I like the idea of having a website, but am completely unable to keep it updated with anything.